Giant Vampire Monkeys

I started dancing last night and now the police have arrived, but they're not here to dance. They're here to arrest me. "But I was just dancing, officer!" This makes the officer pull his gun, but it gets stuck in the holster and I classify him as an idiot. "Who has the upper hand now, charlie?!" I do. And I kick officer Morgan in the chops. He goes flying backward into the alligator pond and is devoured and shook and screaming. The other officers teeth are chattering because my reinforcements have arrived. "I was just dancing!" I screamed. "Is that so wrong! Is that something to crap about!"

The giant vampire monkeys, although temperamental at times, have made me their bitch. True, it has its downsides, but sometimes it comes in handy -like your dealings with the man. Their poo is very acidic, and like most monkeys, throwing poo is an enjoyable past time. Needless to say the cops took to running. ANd I took to laughing, then to running to try and escape the godawful monkeys. I didn't want to go back in the cage. I was tired of eating bananas.