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151: Remove legs. Form hill/ small mountain.
175: Transform into a child's rendition of a bird in the distance, but with a huge goiter.
173: Break your legs at the shins and bend them unnaturally. Then pluck them like a harp.
260: Get giant erection. Display it.

10 comments:

Asylum Dolly said...

Let's just say I am very glad i wasn't drinking anything just then.
You're hilarious! I'm LOL-ing as I type.
I'm trying to think of something equally funny to say, but I got nothin'. This post doesn't need any extra funny anyway, even if I had it to offer.
Brilliant!

sybil law said...

Hahahahaha!
I think I'm doing the wrong yoga!!

John Dantzer said...

haha, thanks guys. I just found these the other day. It reminds me of symbols. Maybe I'll invent a new language based on them.

Dr Zibbs said...

I have a headache.

Asylum Dolly said...

Yogaglyphics?

Unknown said...

Lol I don't know what this but it made me laugh and reminded me a hell of a lot of the way my calculus homework notes used to look. Perhaps that is why I failed that class twice. Ya know, position 226 would make sense because of all those hot girls in my class... hrmm....

John Dantzer said...

Dolly- yo-gag-lymph-nodes
Dr.Zibbs - try yoga
Boomka- maybe you failed because you were in fact studying yoga.

Gaby, held on by wires. said...

Yeah, I never DID understand yoga. #139 looks like either skiing down a mountain or about to jump off a cliff... or something.

John Dantzer said...

That is the ski jumping position.

dogimo said...

These are just such a perfect cross between active tranquility and mad science.