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6 comments:

JMH said...

What sort of tunnel did he come out of?

John Dantzer said...

Through the tunnel of delusion and broken dreams.

JMH said...

Oh. Then he deserves a hat.

John Dantzer said...

He didn't like the hat, and nudged it off, and called me a cuntsicle. I added some detergent to his jar, and tied the hat on with a big elastic. That's how you teach them manners.

Asylum Dolly said...

Snickering at "cuntsicle". Mind if i hijack it and start using it a lot? I'll give you full credit.

What the hell is it?! My guess is it's a one-eyed mutant Melting Moment taking a bath in some honey...but I could be wrong..?
'Tis a fine hat, at any rate.

John Dantzer said...

I thought I had invented cuntsicle until I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary. It turns out there are more "sicles" than I thought possible. So, use away!

Your guess of mutant is close. Very close. Where did you say you lived, again? Just for our files...