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Tightening the Gears

What are you doing?

I’m tightening the gears.

Would you like some lemonade?

Can’t you see I’m busy.

I have made it just for you. Must you always disappoint.

Fine, I’ll have some, but then I’ll get back to tightening my gears.

(drinks some)

What’s this, Martha?

It’s lemon poison, you sack of shit.

I always thought you were so sweet.

Like the lemonade, Henry?

Fuck you.

Burn in hell.



sybil law said...

Martha is a crafty little bitch.

Asylum Dolly said...

Never trust Martha.
She does rude things to your toothbrush when you're not looking.

JMH said...

I think lemon poison will turn out to be quite marketable.

John Dantzer said...

Sybil - True.

Bon - Like washing toilets.

JMH - "It's like ade, but with poison :) "