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Humans Are Not Meant to be Birds

Some high school girls, to avoid being detected, will soak their tampons in vodka and stick them in.  Now their breath doesn't smell like alcohol, and they can still get wasted.  Partay!  Now they can hold on to the illusion that they are perf, whilst still enjoying the mind effects of alcohol.  But they do it so much, the wall separating the vagina and rectum disintegrates, and confusion develops there in the nethers. 

Just like a bird!  Birds pee and poo is mixed inside into a slurry which, when launched, appears black if you have a white car, and white if you have a black car. 

High school can be a difficult time.  It doesn't help to have your bodilies mixed inside of you, and unsure which hole to leave.

Every year a contest is held to see who will win the worst sentence award.  Here is a sentence written by David Pepper, who apparently came in 11th place.  "As an ornithologist, George was fascinated by the fact that urine and feces mix in birds’ rectums to form a unified, homogeneous slurry that is expelled through defecation, although eying Greta’s face, and sensing the reaction of the congregation, he immediately realized he should have used a different analogy to describe their relationship in his wedding vows."

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