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choreagrize - verb. To tap-dance around the substance of an issue or objection by attempting to change the way it is categorized.

"In the 1980s, the Federal government choreagrized the lack of vegetables on public school lunch menus by reclassifying ketchup as a vegetable."

Definition supplied by Dogimo at Consider Your Ass Kicked!

(Word thought of by me)


sybil law said...

I do that all the time. :)

Asylum Dolly said...

Ooh! Word invention! Fun. I am going to start slipping this word into conversations to see how many people pretend they understand.
Today I choreagrized my unhealthy desire for chocolate by assuring myself it is in fact an antidepressant, and necassary for my well being and not fattening at all.If it is it's just a side effect that should wear off in a matter of days.

John Dantzer said...

Sybil - Don't we all

Bon - hahaha! That is awesome! Excellent use of choreagrize. Today I choreagrized chocolate as a legume since it comes from beans, and since beans are healthy, I ate away.

dogimo said...

Right on! :-D

Peau said...

literal tap dancing? why not polka?

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